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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:02
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
share office space ...
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Still no good.
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?